Say It With An Egg

Say it with an egg.

A real egg.

A handwritten message.

Delivered egg-spressly to someone who won’t forget it.

Funny, petty, sweet, or meaningful — you write the message, we handle the delivery.

🥚 What You’re Sending

Each Eggspress Mail includes:

• 1 real XL egg, emptied and sealed
• Handwritten message (up to 50 characters)
• White mailer box with protective crinkle paper
• Minimal insert card
• Carefully packed to arrive intact

Laugh. Keep it. Display it. Toss it.

That part’s up to them.

✍️ Write Your Message

Your message will be handwritten exactly as submitted.

• Up to 25 characters
• Spelling and punctuation are copied exactly
• No edits after checkout

Tone ideas:

Funny • Petty • Romantic • Encouraging • Freestyle

🎭 Choose a Theme (Optional)

Themes set the vibe of the presentation — they’re optional, but fun.

• Best Friend Edition – lighthearted & playful
• Ex Edition – dry humor, no explanation
• Lover Edition – romantic & heartfelt
• Crush Edition – flirty, low-pressure
• Gender Reveal Edition – neutral outside, surprise inside

(Themes affect presentation only — your message is always custom.)

✨ Make It Extra (Optional Add-Ons)

Customize your Eggspress Mail with:

• Glitter Egg Finish +$3.99
• Solid Color Egg Finish +$2.99
• Send Anonymously +$2.49
• ⭐ AI Egg Video + QR Code +$6.99
  Your message becomes a short animated video the recipient can scan, watch, and share.

⚠️ Important Note

Eggspress Mail eggs are real eggs that have been emptied, sealed, and prepared for novelty purposes only.

• Not intended for consumption
• Handle with care
• Slight variations are normal — each egg is unique